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Sarkozy has never been to that school because he could not pass the ENGLISH exam. True story. But he made into PRESIDENCY OF THE FRENCH HOUSE and he is my new inspiration. If “sarko” can do it , so can I be the NEXT Steven SUGALLE or better Keanu, I am just going to stick to action movie and forget al evbout the politicaen if I think I have what it takes to BE ON THE TOP. I am just going to wait like ARNOLD and wait my time.

In France the new action hero is KAD and DANY BOOM, they just made an action movie called “Bienvenue chez les chtis” and 26 millions people went to see it. Maybe I should have stayed in France, called those guys and sleep with them or something and maybe I could have gotten in the new FRENCH ACTION MOVIE WAVE. I missed that.

As you know I am in China. Fucking difficult. They are 4 tones, Japanese seems a piece of cake next to it. Someday I feel I am totally fluent and talk about my favorite GERMAN writer “ GUT”. He was a philosopher like me, now only action guys talk about philosophy and it is REGETABLE. At that time writer LIKE GUT in Germany could not do physical exercice. Now the only PHILOSOPHERS are the action heros and stars.

Chinese often stare at me. One person of 123 years old adopts me like I am her son and now we play MAJONG after Chinese class. I would also like to tell you that the.

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Letter from Klaus

Thank you to all you that have watched my adventures. I have no regrets doing what I did. I went to America and tried my best until the very end. Shit happens as I saw on a car in Beverly Hills, Olympic Avenue one day. It was a very creative thing to do for the owner.

After my deportation to France, I sort of…wanderedland…I could not get used to my French family, friends, dogs shitting, pigeons spitting and the very smell at 5am in the morning in rue saint denis..It was too much. I tried to re-adapt.

I even try to get the “RMI” which is a financial allotment given to young guys when in difficult and deprived situation. I tried to raise money for an action movie. I went directly in front of France s biggest TV channel TF1 and asked them to give a few millions dollars to direct my own action movie. I COUD NOT EVEN GO INSIDE THE BUILDING because I was not invited. This is how they told me. I was crushed. Nobody helped me really. I kinda of shit in my pants if you know what I mean by that.

I ran into RACHIDA DATI, France number 3 politician and she was nice to me, gave me a hug like America but no money.

I thou about applin to ECOLE NATIONALE D ADMINISTRATION, the number one French political school in FRANCE just for fun and find a new mission in life and you know they told me ONLY 40 PEOPLE A YEAR ARE ADMITTED but those guys MANAGED the WHOLE COUNTRY.



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